aaahhhhhwtf


i only got it back so i have photo id to get my passport [on that, JESUS FUCK applying for a passport is a swim upstream shit-eating bureaucracy creek. this is the only time i ever had to get a new one instead of renewing it & i can tell you now it's fucking retarded]. but yeah. when it got suspended all that time ago i never bothered getting it back because bicycles are awesome & petrol is stupid but then after having kids, growing old & dying in the line at the guv'ment shopfront today the lady was like "here, have a full licence, i don't care, that'll be eighty bucks". fucken ay! not that i will probs use it for much other than finallyyy lodging my passport application tomorrow [you have nooooo ideaaaa how much better i will feel... then the only thing standing between me & borneo is a thousand k's of desert & some kinda choppy waters..] & um, maybe hiring a jeep should i be in kenya & the mood strikes me to go off-roading.